This page contains quotes from various people and events. Some are personal, some are catchy, and others are genius. I try to cite the source whenever possible. If I have a cite that is incorrect, please tell me. If you have a quote I should add, please send it my way. Enjoy!

“Patience is the mother of all virtues. It’s a mother, that’s for sure.”
- Made Right by Me

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for an evening. Light a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
- Unknown Source

“Better to have your enemys in your tent pissing out, than to have your enemys outside your tent pissing in.”
- Doris Kearns

“Take whatever idiot they have at the top, give me a better idiot. Give me a caring idiot. Give me a sensitive idiot. Just don’t give me the same idiot.”
- Aaron Broussard

“Milwaukee, the birthplace of beer goggles.”
- Futurama

“French Open cancelled???? Did anyone hear about this? Apparently, there is a shortage of equipment. They have enough racquets, but no balls..”
- Orange Wave

“Wake up in the morning, sue someone. Break for lunch, sue someone. Grab a coffee, sue someone.”
- Craig The Lawyer

“Sometimes it’s better to remain silent and have others think you’re ignorant, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
- Mark Twain

“B++ is a BASIC compiler built on top of C++ - it converts BASIC code to C++, and then calls C++ compiler to produce EXE (or DLL). Source code is in Free Pascal.”
- www.bloodshed.net

“That is the most politically incorrect thing I’ve seen in a while. I like it!”
- Brad

“Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa… Film at 11.”
- Unknown

“5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.”
- Unknown

“47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
- Unknown

“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.”
- Unknown

“You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”
- Unknown

“Beer, the cause and solution to all of our problems.”
- Homer J. Simpson

“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.”
- Frank Lloyd Wright

“Cry, ‘Havoc!’ and let slip the dogs of war.”
- Shakespeare, Julius Caesar III.i.270

“This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing.”
- President George “W” Bush

“I was starting to worry that he was going to be the next Gottleib, who could drain everything in warm-ups, but when the clock started couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a shovel.”
- halffull

“Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.”
- Unkown

“….that makes two. Hold up both thumbs and count, one, two.
- et4osu

“Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.”
- Unknown

“The fame was like a drug. But what was more like a drug were the drugs.”-
Homer Simpson

“The most insidious influence on the young is not violence, drugs, tobacco, drink or sexual perversion, but our pursuit of the trivial and our tolerance of the third rate.”
- Eric Anderson

“That sack Kevin Williams laid on Hybl was a real head snapper–a la Linda Blair. I was half expecting some green stuff to come out of his mouth!”
- James Loftin

“Yeah, why do u have to memorize pi when u have the little symbol for it and that is worth an infinite amount of decimal places. so all you have to do is memorize the symbol then ull know pi to the infinith decimal place!!!”
- Bob